he looks pished…like seriously oot his face…mortal…
I jus threw up in my mouth
This is why you marry your best friend.
ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.
this was seriously a struggle not to reblog
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe
relevent, i try so hard to help people but they push me away
Message from David Karp
everyone needs to read this.
We’re not turning purple
Thank God, that was probably my biggest fear right there
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.