when you try your best
but you don’t succeed
I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight
add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
this was seriously the best summer ever, it was also my last summer i spent on the coast with my bestfriends before i moved here and i cant wait to go back
we skated to the beach from amys apartment and ate watermelon and coconut on the side of the road while rosie took photos and we were tan and happy and we didnt wear make up or strighten our hair
i miss it so much and i wish i was the same carefree person i was back then
from the beginning.
until the end.
FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.
Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.
Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books
IS THAT THE SAME GUY WHO DID THE GIF WHERE HE POURS JUICE AND IT HITS THE TABLE AS SOLID BLOCKS?????????? CAUSE THAT FUCKED ME UP
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
Jennifer Lawrence feels her powers fade as Lupita Nyong’o rises to become the next supreme
favourite oscars post
"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?